Conversations With Sebastian

"Eighty-three. Eighty-three eighty-three eighty-three is a B and so I got a B in Cheeee-miiiii-stryyyyyy!"
"And?"
"And so now I don't have to take the final!"
"Precisely how did you come to that conclusion?"
"...because I...got....a B?"
"And you could...have gotten.....an A?"
"..."
"Go on, do the math."
"...I could get an A."
"You could, indeed, get an A."
"Are you going to make me take the final."
"You realize that this is one of those conversations that doesn't actually need to happen?"
"...god DAMMIT, Sebastian."