Me: <in the habit of going for the easy answer> I dyed it!
The Straight Male Coworker: Oh it's not that bad.
The Gay Coworker: THERE ARE SHADES IN THERE NEVER BEFORE SEEN BY MAN
Me: It'll faaaaade.
The Straight Male Coworker: It's not that big a deal!
Me: I know that!
The Gay Coworker: CAN YOU FIX IT
The Straight Female Coworker: Did you do something different to your hair?
Everyone: <clusters about in a chatter of opinion> "It would look fine, in New York!" "Susie, didn't anyone tell you that the Kool-Aid is for drinking?" "REDYE IT REDYE IT!" "Seriously, I don't see what everyone is making such a big deal about!" "At least she HAS HAIR JONATHAN." "It is the shade of red, you know those crazy old ladies who talk to themselves? The color they do their hair? That shade." "Unlike YOU JONATHAN." "What did your husband say?" "SHAVE IT OFF." "What do you mean, it would look fine in New York? do they have FIRE MONSTERS IN NEW YORK?" "I don't know, I was trying to be nice!"
Me: DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE WORK TO DO
The Manager In Charge Of Making People Do Their Work: Yes, but this is more fun.
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