Me: WHERE IS MY BRA
The Internet: HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW, WOMAN, WE ARE THE INTERNET
Me: WHAT THE HELL GOOD ARE YOU, INTERNET
The Internet: Gigantic porn database?...ooh, try the freezer.
Me: ...FOUND IT, THANKS INTERNET

This exchange happens with far more frequency than it should.

Edited to add: Here is what happens when you actually ask the Internet where your bra is: https://www.google.com/#q=where+is+my+bra